I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I skip and jump I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papar (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I skip and jump I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papar (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...)
A Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. I showed up at the camp with my axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. He took one look at the me and told me to leave.
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," I said.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down."
I headed for the tree, and in five minutes I was back knocking on his door. "I cut the tree down," I said.
The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," I replied.
"You mean the Sahara Desert".
"Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"
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I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papar
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
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A Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
I showed up at the camp with my axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. He took one look at the me and told me to leave.
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," I said.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down."
I headed for the tree, and in five minutes I was back knocking on his door. "I cut the tree down," I said.
The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," I replied.
"You mean the Sahara Desert".
"Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"
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felonious, excusable, justifiable
and praiseworthy."
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